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SecretSecretary

Age/Gender: 27, Male
Location: Finland
Job: Flash Artist

HI! I've lived in Finland for about 4 years now, but Im originally from South Africa and I've lived in England for 2 and a half years. I love animating, making games, playing games, drawing, playing guitar, movies and music. Enjoy my flash!

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3/19/06

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Flash Reviews: 64
Music Reviews: 1
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All Flash Reviews

64 Reviews | 9 w/ Responses

Score: 9
Pinky the Pink Penis

"Hahaha! Hilarious!"

date: February 2, 2008

The ending was awesome and I laughed my ass off. Really well animated man, that dick moves nicely, especially on ice skates. And about your reply to captainwillies... Yeah, a vaginal sequel sounds like the right direction to go.

Man this is the weirdest review I have ever written!

February 2, 2008

Author's Response:

I'm working on a game right now, but once I'm done with it, I'll take on the PPP sequel, which will be called VVV I think (you are not wondering what the V's are for, right?).
Thank you for your time, man. I am keeping an eye on your stuff also. Keep them coming, you are very very talented.

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Score: 10
Mashhouse

"I love everything about this game!"

submission: Mashhouse
date: February 2, 2008

Mashhouse rules!
From the art to the gameplay, everyhting is great! I love the music, atmosphere and quirkiness of this game. It all kicks ass., except for one thing; the jumping. Its been mentioned before. It just doesnt feel natural. Anyway, considering Morbus and this game, you are now definitely one of my favourite flash artists!

Thanks for making flash games the way they should be. :)

February 2, 2008

Author's Response:

I love your games too^^. And maybe I will make "morbus 2" one day..

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Score: 9
Blockhead Ghostmas

"Sweet!"

submission: Blockhead Ghostmas
date: October 27, 2007

A very enjoyable waste of my time indeed. :)

October 27, 2007

Author's Response:

So was making it, only more a waste of time than anything else :D

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Score: 7
Flash Halo - Weapons Demo

"Good-looking!"

date: September 29, 2007

Everything looks good, but I'm just wondering how it will all play out in the finnished game. I am doubtful. For me its just too easy have the mouse leave the window, if you know what I mean. And also, where is the needler? Thats my favourite gun!

September 29, 2007

Author's Response:

I could add the needler i guess. I could pretty much add any weapon and implement it to the game easily. Im thinking of adding the spike rifle from Halo 3.

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Score: 5
Goblins Heart

"Um,"

submission: Goblins Heart
date: April 17, 2007

I love fantasy games, but this was a disappointment.
I agree with most of the critique in the previous reviews,
and if you care for the ranking of this submission, I highly
recommend that you repair those mistakes soon.

Okay, And I see you are quite aggressive to reviews that
you dont like, especially your 2nd review... and I agree
with him too. Maybe you should think before you write
back abusive responses, just for your own sake man.

Author's Response:

the 2nd review was stupid,
he hold me i needed to add waht was already in the game.

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Score: 8
Easter Extinction

"Those rabit bunnies are bastards!"

submission: Easter Extinction
date: April 8, 2007

Very nice game! :)

When I saw the sign to the castle, it
made me want to continue playing,
so that was a very good thing to put
in the game, but alas, I never got
there cause a bunch of rabbits with
rabies kept getting the best of me!

This was very simple, but sometimes
thats the best way to go! I liked the
animations and the explosions!

If you die, do you always respawn with
11 coins, or is it only if you have more
than 10? I always started with 11.
What happens if you have less than 10?

Author's Response:

You should have however many coins you had when entering the hut where you buy things. Or however many you have when you pass the hut. And ya, those rabbie bunnies are buggers.

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Score: 7
Concrete Nonsense II

"Crazy stuff!"

date: March 29, 2007

Really funny, especially the humping gas pump!
Better than the first, but I like to see them as one
big episode. Very nice and entertaining indeed,
but on the downside, it had kind of a slow pace.
I can only see this series getting better.
Keep creating such creative creations!

Author's Response:

Thank you man, I'm working on episode 3 right now, not sure when it's gonna be done though, cause it's probably be a long one - more than 10 mins. Together these two episodes were around 11 megs, even after all the optimization. I just had to separate them, although I liked them together better.

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Score: 4
Quiet Falls: Linear

"Did not like this, but nice try..."

date: March 11, 2007

I love Silent Hill. This was not what Silent Hill is all about. The animation was bad and slow, the atmosphere was not nearly gloomy enough, the monsters were particularly badly drawn and it just wasn't interesting, compelling or fun. Please try to be a bit less arrogant and more open minded when it comes to other people's opinions, maybe you will learn something and get better. And dont think you know so much about Silent Hill. The monsters' noises were bad. Because they were bad and annoying doesn't mean somebody would want to kill them faster, it means that somebody would rather not play it at all. If you can maybe use scarier and better sounding noises with some variety, it would help. There's your constructive criticism.

Author's Response:

Thanks for your feedback. Always happy to take the comments of other Flash developers on board. Sorry you don't like my drawing style.

Rather than being arrogant, I think you'll find me overly defensive. How would you react to people calling your work "the worst game ever", etc. when it clearly isn't? The portal is lousy with far crappier entries.

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Score: 7
Sliver

"What in God's name was I watching?"

submission: Sliver
date: January 19, 2007

Funny and weird.
I liked the 3d looking rock and the ending.
Much better than most of the crap people
usually put on this site. Nice job! ...moron.
You get a 4/5.

Author's Response:

lewl

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