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[Turbo Tank]

Amazingly fun!

Short and sweet. Too easy maybe, but great fun! I loved most of the animations and the sounds. Cool!

[Witch Hunt: Nooboo Mary]

Loved it!

This was so addictive! I never realised that you have to save some souls for the next level, and I spend all my sould on upgrades and it kicked me in the behind later on... it was a great game!

[Make Your Own Story!!!]

LOL

Once upon a time, there was a fluffy kingdom called Forest. Everything was peaceful in forest until one day a nosy creature called Booboo attacked. Booboo had the bum of a horny dog and the heart of a sexy snail. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one upset knight to save Forest, and that knight's name was Rufus. As soon as Rufus heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky orange armor and started riding his angry bird to Booboo's lair. He took his filthy spoon and tasted the beast's eyeball. The beast screamed twat!!! And then pointed at Rufus almost killing him. Rufus used his last bit of energy to slap Booboo away. Thanks to Rufus, the kingdom of Forest was saved and Rufus and the princess lived happily ever after.

[Flash Halo - Weapons Demo]

Good-looking!

Everything looks good, but I'm just wondering how it will all play out in the finnished game. I am doubtful. For me its just too easy have the mouse leave the window, if you know what I mean. And also, where is the needler? Thats my favourite gun!

Swim-The-Swan responds:

I could add the needler i guess. I could pretty much add any weapon and implement it to the game easily. Im thinking of adding the spike rifle from Halo 3.

[Goblins Heart]

Um,

I love fantasy games, but this was a disappointment.
I agree with most of the critique in the previous reviews,
and if you care for the ranking of this submission, I highly
recommend that you repair those mistakes soon.

Okay, And I see you are quite aggressive to reviews that
you dont like, especially your 2nd review... and I agree
with him too. Maybe you should think before you write
back abusive responses, just for your own sake man.

MasterFury responds:

the 2nd review was stupid,
he hold me i needed to add waht was already in the game.

[Easter Extinction]

Those rabit bunnies are bastards!

Very nice game! :)

When I saw the sign to the castle, it
made me want to continue playing,
so that was a very good thing to put
in the game, but alas, I never got
there cause a bunch of rabbits with
rabies kept getting the best of me!

This was very simple, but sometimes
thats the best way to go! I liked the
animations and the explosions!

If you die, do you always respawn with
11 coins, or is it only if you have more
than 10? I always started with 11.
What happens if you have less than 10?

23450 responds:

You should have however many coins you had when entering the hut where you buy things. Or however many you have when you pass the hut. And ya, those rabbie bunnies are buggers.

[Brink of Alienation: IV]

Really entertaining!

I Played it on easy and got to the big lava spewing motherfucker.
Just when I figured him out, I died and quit to write you a review.
This was really nice, and I can see why it took so long.
I will definitely play this again and on my own time.
I have mixed feelings about the art and animation,
but it sure was intersting and fun.
Some actionscript was not the best
but nothing I can do better...yet.
I liked the atmosphere.
Great work.

[Lars' Adventure]

Very weird and simple, but fun!

I liked it!

[Quiet Falls: Linear]

Did not like this, but nice try...

I love Silent Hill. This was not what Silent Hill is all about. The animation was bad and slow, the atmosphere was not nearly gloomy enough, the monsters were particularly badly drawn and it just wasn't interesting, compelling or fun. Please try to be a bit less arrogant and more open minded when it comes to other people's opinions, maybe you will learn something and get better. And dont think you know so much about Silent Hill. The monsters' noises were bad. Because they were bad and annoying doesn't mean somebody would want to kill them faster, it means that somebody would rather not play it at all. If you can maybe use scarier and better sounding noises with some variety, it would help. There's your constructive criticism.

kennsj responds:

Thanks for your feedback. Always happy to take the comments of other Flash developers on board. Sorry you don't like my drawing style.

Rather than being arrogant, I think you'll find me overly defensive. How would you react to people calling your work "the worst game ever", etc. when it clearly isn't? The portal is lousy with far crappier entries.

[Artillery Live]

Great!

Totally addictive man!
I like it a lot, and with
much better graphics
and more weapons and
better sound etc this game
can be fantastic! Your test
is a success, now go and
make the proper one...